PROOF OF VACCINATION REQUIRED FOR ENTRY. TESTS NOT ACCEPTED.

MASKS ARE REQUIRED.

Tis the third and the second nights before Christmas

When Santa Claus gathers some sixty musicians

To play holiday songs without ever rehearsing

Making music and magic with minimal cursing

And before all this holiday dust starts to settle

There’ll be polka, folk, rock and the heaviest metal

So get tickets now or you’ll be out of luck

And you won’t get to say that you got “Clauster….”